{"id":1055,"date":"2022-11-07T11:06:14","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T10:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2022-11-07T11:06:25","modified_gmt":"2022-11-07T10:06:25","slug":"le-verre-de-porto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2022\/11\/07\/le-verre-de-porto\/","title":{"rendered":"Le verre de porto"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019\u00e9tait il y a six ans, le jour de No\u00ebl, toute la famille \u00e9tait r\u00e9unie. Au moment de trinquer \u00e0 la fin d\u2019ann\u00e9e qui s\u2019annonce, ma m\u00e8re renverse son verre rempli de porto et le liquide se r\u00e9pand sur la table. Tout le monde rigole. On doit changer de nappe, toute tremp\u00e9e, et donc enlever tous les couverts. C\u2019est le chaos&nbsp;! Les enfants crient de partout&nbsp;! Une fois le bazar arrang\u00e9, chacun s\u2019assoit \u00e0 nouveau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On ressert ma m\u00e8re, et une nouvelle fois et \u2026 elle renverse de nouveau son verre&nbsp;! La m\u00eame sc\u00e8ne, deux fois d\u2019affil\u00e9e&nbsp;! Mais le plus comique dans cette histoire, c\u2019est qu\u2019elle n\u2019avait pas encore bu, ni la premi\u00e8re fois, ni la deuxi\u00e8me fois&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heureusement, il n\u2019y aura pas de troisi\u00e8me fois.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019\u00e9tait il y a six ans, le jour de No\u00ebl, toute la famille \u00e9tait r\u00e9unie. Au moment de trinquer \u00e0 la fin d\u2019ann\u00e9e qui s\u2019annonce, ma m\u00e8re renverse son verre rempli de porto et le liquide se r\u00e9pand sur la table. Tout le monde rigole. 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