{"id":1260,"date":"2024-02-09T19:15:40","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T18:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2024-02-09T19:15:41","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09T18:15:41","slug":"le-voleur-de-viande","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2024\/02\/09\/le-voleur-de-viande\/","title":{"rendered":"Le voleur de viande"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour ma grand-m\u00e8re est partie avec son p\u00e8re&nbsp;acheter de la viande car ils avaient des invit\u00e9s. Ma grand-m\u00e8re revenait des courses toute seule car son p\u00e8re \u00e9tait parti au travail. Un homme lui a dit : \u00ab&nbsp;Je suis l&#8217;ami de ton p\u00e8re et il m&#8217;a dit de m\u2019occuper la viande. Donne-la moi, je l&#8217;apporterai chez toi plus tard.&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand ils ont fini de pr\u00e9parer le repas, il ne leur manquait que la viande. Ils ont donc attendu. Le p\u00e8re de ma grand-m\u00e8re est arriv\u00e9, il leur a demand\u00e9 : &#8220;Mais, o\u00f9 est la viande ?&#8221; Ils lui ont r\u00e9pondu&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;C&#8217;est ton ami qui doit la rapporter !&nbsp;\u00ab&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Au final, ils ont d\u00fb se contenter de servir aux invit\u00e9s des petites boulettes de la viande qui leur restait. On leur avait vol\u00e9 le plat principal&nbsp;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un jour ma grand-m\u00e8re est partie avec son p\u00e8re&nbsp;acheter de la viande car ils avaient des invit\u00e9s. Ma grand-m\u00e8re revenait des courses toute seule car son p\u00e8re \u00e9tait parti au travail. Un homme lui&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[1351,406,579],"class_list":["post-1260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accidents","tag-viande","tag-vol","tag-voleur"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1261,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions\/1261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}