{"id":1495,"date":"2024-05-13T14:46:57","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T12:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/?p=1495"},"modified":"2024-05-13T14:46:57","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T12:46:57","slug":"la-retraite-de-gucci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2024\/05\/13\/la-retraite-de-gucci\/","title":{"rendered":"La retraite de Gucci"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand mon oncle avait 5 ans, il avait un chat qui s\u2019appelait Gucci. Mon oncle d\u00e9testait ce chat mais personne n\u2019en connaissait la raison. Il d\u00e9testait tellement ce chat qu\u2019il le mit dans la machine \u00e0 laver et m\u00eame dans le four. Heureusement qu\u2019il ne savait pas utiliser l\u2019\u00e9lectrom\u00e9nager. Quand mon p\u00e8re voulait le taper, Gucci lui sautait dessus pour le griffer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour, Gucci a abandonn\u00e9 le combat, il s\u2019est enfui et n\u2019est plus jamais revenu \u00e0 la maison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On le comprend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand mon oncle avait 5 ans, il avait un chat qui s\u2019appelait Gucci. Mon oncle d\u00e9testait ce chat mais personne n\u2019en connaissait la raison. Il d\u00e9testait tellement ce chat qu\u2019il le mit dans la machine \u00e0 laver et m\u00eame dans le four. Heureusement qu\u2019il ne savait pas utiliser l\u2019\u00e9lectrom\u00e9nager. Quand mon p\u00e8re voulait le taper, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[616],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animaux","category-enfance","tag-chat"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>La retraite de Gucci - Le Grenier de Courbevoie<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2024\/05\/13\/la-retraite-de-gucci\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La retraite de Gucci - Le Grenier de Courbevoie\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Quand mon oncle avait 5 ans, il avait un chat qui s\u2019appelait Gucci. 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