{"id":1722,"date":"2024-09-08T18:18:04","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T16:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/?p=1722"},"modified":"2024-09-08T18:19:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-08T16:19:55","slug":"la-peur-au-ventre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2024\/09\/08\/la-peur-au-ventre\/","title":{"rendered":"La peur au ventre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019\u00e9tais \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole maternelle Th\u00e9ophile Gautier. J\u2019avais soif et je me suis dirig\u00e9e vers le lavabo du pr\u00e9au. La dame de service m\u2019a arr\u00eat\u00e9e tout net en me disant : \u00ab\u00a0Ne bois pas de cette eau-l\u00e0, tu vas avoir des grenouilles dans le ventre.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Je n\u2019ai pas bu, je l\u2019ai regard\u00e9e et je suis repartie jouer avec les autres.<\/p>\n<p>Le soir quand je suis rentr\u00e9e chez moi, j\u2019\u00e9tais terroris\u00e9e \u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e que je puisse avoir des bestioles comme \u00e7a dans mon estomac. Cela m\u2019est rest\u00e9 tr\u00e8s longtemps en t\u00eate. Je crois que j\u2019ai encore une appr\u00e9hension quand je bois de l\u2019eau du robinet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019\u00e9tais \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole maternelle Th\u00e9ophile Gautier. J\u2019avais soif et je me suis dirig\u00e9e vers le lavabo du pr\u00e9au. La dame de service m\u2019a arr\u00eat\u00e9e tout net en me disant : \u00ab\u00a0Ne bois pas de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9,14],"tags":[1177,694],"class_list":["post-1722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animaux","category-enfance","category-temoignages","tag-grenouille","tag-robinet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1723,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions\/1723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}