{"id":743,"date":"2022-11-04T19:36:12","date_gmt":"2022-11-04T18:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/?p=743"},"modified":"2022-11-04T19:36:28","modified_gmt":"2022-11-04T18:36:28","slug":"ennui-fatal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2022\/11\/04\/ennui-fatal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ennui fatal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma grand-m\u00e8re a toujours aim\u00e9 nous raconteur toutes ses petites anecdotes sur sa famille. Une en particulier concernait sa cousine Roselyne. De nos jours, elle entame ses soixante-dix ans mais elle \u00e9tait encore tr\u00e8s jeune quand elle connut une terrible exp\u00e9rience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elle \u00e9tait en train de d\u00eener avec sa famille, mais elle n\u2019avait pas tr\u00e8s faim. Tout le monde mangeait et elle ne savait pas quoi faire : elle s\u2019ennuyait. Alors, une terrible id\u00e9e lui vint, une id\u00e9e qu\u2019elle regretta toute sa vie&nbsp;: elle se mit \u00e0 jouer avec sa fourchette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tout le monde \u00e9tait en joie, racontait sa journ\u00e9e et personne ne remarqua que ce que faisait Roselyne devenait de plus en plus dangereux. Soudain, ce qui devait arriver arriva : elle creva son \u0153il gauche avec sa fourchette. Tout le monde fut pris de panique, sa m\u00e8re pleurait, son fr\u00e8re restait immobile, choqu\u00e9, personne ne savait ce qu\u2019il fallait faire. Cependant, ils n\u2019avaient pas beaucoup de temps et prirent la d\u00e9cision d\u2019aller \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4pital le plus proche. Une fois arriv\u00e9s, les docteurs retir\u00e8rent la fourchette mais ne purent sauver cet \u0153il ab\u00eem\u00e9. D\u00e8s lors, elle devint borgne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cela fut tr\u00e8s \u00e9prouvant pour Roselyne parce qu\u2019elle ne supportait plus le regard des autres. C\u2019est d\u2019ailleurs s\u00fbrement pour cela qu\u2019elle a toujours port\u00e9 des lunettes de soleil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gr\u00e2ce aux progr\u00e8s de la m\u00e9decine, elle a maintenant un faux \u0153il sophistiqu\u00e9. En effet, d\u00e8s que son \u0153il droit regarde \u00e0 gauche, son \u0153il gauche, bien que faux se dirige vers la gauche aussi. Malgr\u00e9 cette avanc\u00e9e technologique, elle ne peut s\u2019emp\u00eacher de mettre des lunettes de soleil dans les lieux publics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma grand-m\u00e8re a toujours aim\u00e9 nous raconteur toutes ses petites anecdotes sur sa famille. Une en particulier concernait sa cousine Roselyne. 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