{"id":790,"date":"2022-11-04T20:22:38","date_gmt":"2022-11-04T19:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/?p=790"},"modified":"2022-11-04T20:22:39","modified_gmt":"2022-11-04T19:22:39","slug":"lheure-de-la-sortie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/2022\/11\/04\/lheure-de-la-sortie\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019heure de la sortie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cette histoire, ma grand-m\u00e8re me la raconte sans arr\u00eat parce qu\u2019elle me fait rire \u00e0 chaque fois que je l\u2019entends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour, \u2013 ce devait \u00eatre au d\u00e9but des ann\u00e9es 1970 \u2013 mon p\u00e8re, \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9poque un gar\u00e7on de 7 ou 8 ans, se trouvait \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole. Quand la cloche sonna la r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation de 10 heures, mon p\u00e8re rentra chez lui. Il \u00e9tait persuad\u00e9 qu\u2019il \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 midi malgr\u00e9 le fait que ses camarades \u00e9taient rest\u00e9s \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma grand-m\u00e8re, surprise de le voir arriver de si bonne heure, lui demanda ce qu\u2019il faisait l\u00e0. Mon p\u00e8re, \u00e9tonn\u00e9, lui dit qu\u2019il \u00e9tait midi. Elle r\u00e9pliqua qu\u2019il n\u2019\u00e9tait que 10 heures, lui montra sa montre et le renvoya \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole, ne sachant si elle devait rire ou s\u2019inqui\u00e9ter\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cette histoire me fait toujours rire \u00e9tant donn\u00e9 que mon p\u00e8re semble parfois \u00eatre un peu dans sa bulle. Je pense que j\u2019ai probablement h\u00e9rit\u00e9 quelque peu de cette particularit\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cette histoire, ma grand-m\u00e8re me la raconte sans arr\u00eat parce qu\u2019elle me fait rire \u00e0 chaque fois que je l\u2019entends. Un jour, \u2013 ce devait \u00eatre au d\u00e9but des ann\u00e9es 1970 \u2013 mon p\u00e8re,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[662,958,167],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-enfance","tag-betise","tag-distraction","tag-ecole"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grenierdecourbevoie.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}