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Quelques secondes plus tard, elle entendit la porte se verrouiller en m\u00eame temps que nos \u00e9clats de rire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je l\u2019avais enferm\u00e9e gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la cl\u00e9 que mes parents laissaient \u00e0 l\u2019ext\u00e9rieur des toilettes au cas o\u00f9 nous nous enfermerions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma grand-m\u00e8re a \u00e9t\u00e9 prise de panique, lorsqu\u2019elle s\u2019est souvenue que la baie vitr\u00e9e du balcon \u00e9tait grande ouverte, que nous avions un acc\u00e8s total \u00e0 la cuisini\u00e8re\u2026 Elle avait peur qu\u2019une catastrophe arrive car nous \u00e9tions sans surveillance. A un moment, elle s\u2019est souvenue que mes parents laissaient un double des cl\u00e9s des toilettes \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur. C\u2019est comme \u00e7a qu\u2019elle a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 sortir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heureusement il ne nous \u00e9tait rien arriv\u00e9. 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